Archive for January, 2002

Home of the Stupid

Thursday, January 31st, 2002

[...] the lawyers who helped draft NAFTA inserted language making it possible for companies to also seek compensation when government regulations cause a dip in their future bottom line. [...]
Just how business-friendly is the provision? “They could be putting liquid plutonium in children’s food,” says [Bill] Moyers, quoting a trade lawyer’s advice to the Canadian [...]

Too Bad About The Duck

Thursday, January 31st, 2002

Yes, SF Gate has a “weird news” section. I should probably stop reading it, but this story was too amusing not to comment on:
A man dashing across a lake on a customized personal watercraft at about 55 mph was killed in an apparent collision with a flying duck.

The Last Laugh

Thursday, January 31st, 2002

Words to live (or not) by: “Hey, watch this!”

Axis My Ass

Wednesday, January 30th, 2002

Well, I don’t know about you, but after reading reports of George II’s pronouncementizings last night, I’m feeling sick again. I mean really — Iran, Iraq and North Korea as an “Axis Of Evil?” I’m with Joan Walsh on this one:
Watching the actual State of the Union speech Tuesday night, it was tempting [...]

Heroes

Wednesday, January 30th, 2002

Okay, that lasted for a few minutes. Now for some more heroes. Salon interviewed Frederick Wiseman, a filmmaker who has made a movie about domestic violence. He’s not the hero, although he does deserve credit for taking the subject on. The heroes, as I see it, are the women in shelter [...]

Heroes

Wednesday, January 30th, 2002

Today’s heroes are the band Chumbawumba, who sold the rights to one of their songs to General Motors for $100,000 — then turned around and gave the money to IndyMedia and CorpWatch. Excellent job, guys. Now if I could just get that damned refrain of “I get knocked down” out of my head.

Indeed

Wednesday, January 30th, 2002

After dinner, I sat down at the computer to check my email. My sweetie came in a few minutes later, fists on her hips. “Hey!” she said indignantly. “I turned that computer on! …that you purchased… and maintain!”
Well, what could *you* say to such an argument? I had some assigned reading [...]

The Wide World of Nature

Tuesday, January 29th, 2002

Today’s weather forecast blithely states:

 
Hi 41° F, 5° C
Lo 34° F, 1° C
Cloudy

The astute reader will notice the complete lack of the word “snow.” It is, however, snowing. It was snowing a little bit when I got on my bike and rode half a mile down the street to lunch. It was [...]

Ephemera

Tuesday, January 29th, 2002

Greg Knauss apparently has a spiritual weblog twin in dooce.com. Just the titles alone are worth a visit to the archive page:

Drunken Underpants Remodeling Again
A List of Lists I Need to Make And Three Possible Examples From Each To Make a Point
Things I Plan to Cook With My Newly Obtained Kitchen Aid That I’m [...]

Quality Control

Monday, January 28th, 2002

On my work computer, Internet Explorer always refuses to display the source code for a page. I’ve tried to fix this before and hadn’t had any luck, but I remembered seeing something on their support site about it. So I searched for “view source” and got a lovely error message. Classic.

Harrumph

Monday, January 28th, 2002

During intake, my doctor called me “medically uninteresting.” I think he just wasn’t paying enough attention.

Random Weirdness

Sunday, January 27th, 2002

As I parked the car, I saw a pair of black leather sneakers sitting on the curb. I got out and walked to the front door. There was a pair of black leather gloves on the second stair from the bottom. I looked up, expecting to see a naked cat-burglar on the [...]

The Sky Is Falling

Sunday, January 27th, 2002

Well, we did have snow, and while the stuff that fell in the middle of the day didn’t stick, it *did* start to stick as soon as the sun went down. My sweetie and I got all snazzed up for a party (seriously — I put on my kilt and her hair displayed evidence [...]

Sunny. 72.

Saturday, January 26th, 2002

The stuff falling from the sky right now can’t decide whether to be light hail or heavy snow. I just hope it doesn’t stick to the ground.

Small Planet

Saturday, January 26th, 2002

So You’re An Environmentalist… Why Are You Still Eating Meat?
Tons of interesting factoids in this article (in most cases, I’ve simply copied and pasted here):

for each pound of beef produced by a cow, 4.8 pounds of grain, and 300 to 720 gallons of water (1 gallon=8.337 lbs) went into that cow.
According to the British group [...]

Dimh Sam

Friday, January 25th, 2002

I’m going through a lot of old emails this evening, and I ran across the following thing I wrote back in September 1999:
Realising that I’m a big fat dopey-head has had a strange effect. There’s suddenly a great freedom in understanding that I am a fool. Fools are unafraid to speak what they see. They’re [...]

Ouch

Friday, January 25th, 2002

When Justin and I moved down to the Bay Area, we very nearly moved in next door to a friend of his who’s a dominatrix. (The funny thing is, when they’re not in persona, she and her boy are absolutely the cutest humans on the planet.) I remember her saying once that she’d [...]

Get ‘Bent!

Friday, January 25th, 2002

Man, this is disappointing — I’d love to go on the Worst Day Of The Year Ride, but we’re going to see jugglers instead. It’s a hard life, I know.

Get ‘Bent!

Friday, January 25th, 2002

Today I became a member of the Bicycle Transportation Alliance. Then, for good measure, I attended Mass on the way home. Man, that was FUN!

I’m Not As Think As You Drunk I Am

Thursday, January 24th, 2002

Poo. According to this,
A new study indicates that daily moderate consumption of alcohol, which has already been shown to help prevent heart disease and strokes, may also ward off Alzheimer’s disease and other types of dementia.
It’s too bad I don’t enjoy the effects of alcohol, or for that matter like the way most of [...]