Archive for August, 2003

…And The Kitchen Sink, Too!

Sunday, August 31st, 2003

We flew my brother, who does construction and remodeling work, up to Portland this weekend. Between waking up yesterday and about 4:30 today, we hung out, made five trips to various hardware stores, watched a movie, and knocked the following to-do items off our list:

Bought insulation for our attic, which will save us loads [...]

Wups

Saturday, August 30th, 2003

Doh! Looks like Maggie forgot to renew her domain. I’ll just be double-checking the expiration date for timestream.net… tra la la.

Small Planet

Friday, August 29th, 2003

There’s a bit in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy where Douglas Adams explains how Ford Prefect (an alien living on Earth before it got destroyed) chose his Terran name — apparently he’d gotten confused as to which was the dominant species.
Being American, I didn’t get the joke. Turns out the Ford Prefect was [...]

Logical Extremity

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

Normally I don’t bother reposting stuff I find on Tom Tomorrow’s site, but this one blew my tiny little mind. It seems that back in January, the Republican party outsourced a telephone-based fundraising campaign. To India.
The US Republican Party now has a band of young and enthusiastic fund-raisers in Noida and Gurgaon.
HCL eServe, [...]

Two Words: [Unprintable] No!

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

I just received my third call in three days from MCI. Apparently they’re offering local loop service and trying to get people to switch, and they think that annoying the shit out of people will somehow accomplish this.

Most Unprecedented

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

My Win2k PC just downloaded an update and prompted me to install it, and when it was done, it didn’t even ask me to reboot. I think I may faint!

Ha

Wednesday, August 27th, 2003

I love the Web. A few days ago, my sweetie mocked me for thinking that station wagons existed in the Fifties. I’d actually forgotten about it, but I just ran across a link to a gallery of ads, several of which are from ‘48 or ‘49.
(link via boing boing)

Hmmm

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

I never really thought about it, but most of the depictions of the Ten Commandments (which are, what, 4,000 years old?) I’ve seen use Roman numerals — which are *maybe* 2,500 years old. Silly cartoonists.

Taste My Squirrely Wrath!

Monday, August 25th, 2003

This here squirrel talks a lot like Justin, especially in the bit titled “5 More Minutes.” (Probably not work-safe; requires Flash and sound, link via Sierra.)

Cool

Monday, August 25th, 2003

Excellent. As far as I can tell, the statistical code I hired Russell to help me write is now producing the correct answers. Which means that we (my dad and the agencies he works with) no longer need SPSS to do our analysis. Which in turn is a Very Good Thing, because [...]

Electoral Wackiness

Sunday, August 24th, 2003

Thanks, Sierra, for pointing to today’s Dave Barry column, in which Dave is actually funny, because I wouldn’t have otherwise bothered or even remembered. There are a few nice digs at George II (and I won’t spoil the surprise), but here are some equally good ones at Gray Davis:
Gray is a Democrat, so the [...]

Geek History

Sunday, August 24th, 2003

Raymond Chen answers the age-old question, “Why do I have to click Start to shut down Windows?”

But He’s Large

Saturday, August 23rd, 2003

“Holy shit, you still feed that cat?”
– Reaction from someone visiting our neighbor, upon first seeing our feline/ottoman as I was giving both cats seaweed treats.

Petulant Geekboy

Saturday, August 23rd, 2003

Dammit, I want constructors and function overloading, and a forms model that doesn’t make me do lots of math to move controls around when a form resizes. Stupid VB6.

Star Dreck

Friday, August 22nd, 2003

Ignoring our warnings, which I thought were quite clear, some friends of ours decided to rent Star Trek: Nemesis. They, naturally, hated it, which led to this incredibly funny plot summary.

Star Party

Thursday, August 21st, 2003

Must remember to go to OMSI this Saturday night to see Mars.

Uber-wedgie

Thursday, August 21st, 2003

Wow. Just got email from a friend here in Portland who says that he and his wife scored free tickets to Cycle Oregon. This is a week-long bike trip — this year’s route is 384 miles — and tickets cost $725 each. We’ve talked about doing it some year when we can [...]

Geekboy

Thursday, August 21st, 2003

Justin had a good suggestion that only took a few minutes to add:
The recent comments page will now tell you if there are new comments. There are a few caveats:

Because this uses a cookie and some people are paranoid about that, the feature won’t work until you (a) post a comment and (b) click [...]

Fanboy

Thursday, August 21st, 2003

Okay, one more from Neil Gaiman’s weblog before I get to work: Nice Hair, a fan comic which features some perennial Goth favorites… (=

Fanboy

Thursday, August 21st, 2003

So I bought 1602 #1 (Neil Gaiman’s current comic, if you’re curious) and saw “digital painting” or its semantic equivalent on the cover, and I sort of took the art for granted. I actually wasn’t that fond of the style; I found it rather distracting in a “look how perfect this is” kind of [...]