Archive for May, 2004

Fresno

Friday, May 28th, 2004

This morning, I got an email from craigslist saying they were cancelling their email digests. By coincidence, I just went to post something there, and for the first time, was presented with a long-ass page of terms of service.
I knew craigslist was growing, but I guess it didn’t occur to me that they’d have [...]

Dissin’ On My Paradigm

Friday, May 28th, 2004

I love being alive in this particular ficton: I just typed the phrase “power, packet and butt infrastructure” in an email to a colleague who was proposing the formation of a small Agile programming group.
For those who weren’t there (read: everyone but the_misha), the post title came from a conversation that took place in [...]

Dry-Humping The Corpse Of Joseph McCarthy

Friday, May 28th, 2004

[Technically, this goes under the heading of "Home of the Stupid," but I couldn't pass up that title, which would make for an excellent Googlebomb: dry-humping the corpse of Joseph McCarthy.]
Anyway, Justin emailed me the above link, which has to do with some wacky hijinks at a New Mexico high school. Short version: [...]

Home of the Stupid

Thursday, May 27th, 2004

What he said: Al Gore gave quite a speech yesterday at New York University. Salon has the full text. He certainly starts with a bang, and while the rest of the speech gets a bit more complex, it’s all highly worth reading. Here’s the first part:
George W. Bush promised us a [...]

How True That Is

Wednesday, May 26th, 2004

Church signs, especially one on SW Barbur on my way to school, have provided me with quite a bit of entertainment, and occasionally some edification — though not, probably, the sort the authors intended. Today’s blurb, for example, continues to demonstrate this particular place’s level of rhetoric:
YOU CAN’T WALK WITH GOD AND HOLD HANDS [...]

Alarums

Monday, May 24th, 2004

I’m awake. I’ve been awake for one hour and twenty-three minutes, more or less, since a van parked two doors down started honking thanks to a malfunctioning car alarm. I’ve given up on sleep; now, my plan is to ride the caffeine train through until I can get back from class at about [...]

Interface

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

Two months ago, my old friend Trevor emailed me a link to some software. I took a quick peek at it, said, “huh,” and didn’t think much of it again. Fortunately, I had to come up with a report topic for my tech writing class, and I remembered the link.
Dasher is a program [...]

Wake Up, Little Susie

Friday, May 21st, 2004

Unable to sleep, this sucks, yadda yadda yadda. I think I can probably fall asleep now…

Who Needs Cliff Notes?

Thursday, May 20th, 2004

For those of you who don’t want to bother seeing Troy, here’s Troy In Fifteen Minutes. A sample:
Secret Basement of Troy
HECTOR: Honey, things are gonna get real bad. I want you to take the baby and as many of our people down here, through this secret tunnel, and down the river to this secluded [...]

Unrestrained Geekery

Wednesday, May 19th, 2004

Two moderately lengthy articles, both highly interesting and thought-provoking:
The first, via Sara, is a profile of an economist who studied interaction between virtual and real economies in massively-multiplayer online roleplaying games.
The second, via Salon, has to do with the idea of “less is more” as it applies to traffic design, and should make libertarians cream [...]

Assholio

Wednesday, May 19th, 2004

The Onion wrote a headline that, sadly, reminded me of one of my friends: Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move.
On the other hand, there’s nothing funny about this one: U.S. To Fight Terror With Terror.

Home of the Stupid

Monday, May 17th, 2004

Slate’s Rape Rooms: A Chronology offers a truly jaw-dropping selection of quotes from George II, people in his administration, and reporters, arranged in (you guessed it) chronological order. It’s fascinating to see what Dubya and was saying after a number of these revelations — fascinating in the sense that dogs are fascinated by licking [...]

David Mamet Has No Clothes

Monday, May 17th, 2004

I must admit that I am baffled by the fascination so many seem to have with David Mamet. I don’t even remember the name of the movie it was in, but I will always remember the bit of dialogue that forever put me off his work (delivered in earnest deadpan):
him: “That makes no sense.”
her: [...]

For The Birds

Monday, May 17th, 2004

This job announcement (via craigslist) made me chuckle:
Pilot for radio controlled airplane
Fly radio controlled airplane to chase birds from blueberry fields. Must have experience flying RC airplanes. Job begins about June 5, and lasts about 2 months. Required to do maintenace to keep planes flying.
Compensation: $10 an hour

Mawidge

Sunday, May 16th, 2004

Something Positive’s take on same-sex marriage in Massachussets is freakin’ hilarious.

Pimping My Friends

Sunday, May 16th, 2004

The Kimberly Trip have a new CD out. Buy it; it rocks.

Flypaper This, Buddy!

Sunday, May 16th, 2004

So I’ve been up for almost an hour, waiting to be able to breathe again, and this wire story takes away some of the sting of bodily histamine betrayal. Seems a Newsweek poll this week puts George II’s overall job approval rating at 42 percent, the lowest ever. Yay!

Mister Language Person

Wednesday, May 12th, 2004

Memo to the world: “supposably” is not, in fact, a word. It’s “supposedly.” KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

I’ve Got The Power

Tuesday, May 11th, 2004

Most excellent: the power to our house just went out for a period of about 10-15 seconds. However, thanks to the UPS I bought a few months ago, I lost neither my Internet connection (the DSL router is plugged into the battery also) or the work I apparently forgot to save before stopping [...]

Spamity Spam

Tuesday, May 11th, 2004

Today’s amusing spam subject line:
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