Archive for July, 2007

I’m Not Dead! I Feel Happy!

Monday, July 30th, 2007

My various email inboxes are piling up, and I’ve now neglected to return at least two calls this weekend. (Sorry, Justin. Sorry, Steve.) I’m likely to stay off radar for the next month.
Seems I underestimated the extent to which JSP could suck, so I’ll be spending [more of] my evenings writing a [...]

State of the Sam: Frustrated

Friday, July 27th, 2007

I have decided that my programming language preference (without taking application-specific constraints into consideration) is as follows (I’ve interspersed activities to provide some frame of reference):

Ruby
[a nice cup of tea]
Python
[riding the bus]
Smalltalk
PHP
VB6/VB5/VBA
[running a mile]
Java
Perl
[migraine]
C++
[oral surgery]
Prolog

Why, you might ask, is Perl below Java on this list, despite the fact that it can do just about all [...]

Graduation, Here I Come…

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

…right back where I started from? Um, not exactly.
So as of now, my DARS (Degree Auditing Report System) report shows that I’ve met all requirements for my BS in computer science. w00t! Now all I have to do is pass the last three-credit course I’m taking and I’m good to go. [...]

I’m In Ur Forest Pretending To Be Ebil

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

You’ve seen lolcats. Now check out… lolmetal!
And, for a limited time only, act now and get a bonus lolgeeks absolutely free!!!!111!!!one!!

Should’ve Paid More Attention To The Porsche

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

I just spent an hour trying to add some fields to the TPS report. (Okay, technically it was the “PPT Report Card,” but still.)
My guess is that this will take my supervisor another two hours of hacking, while I watch over his shoulder and try to keep up.
My life is now complete.

2001: The Year We Make Contact (With LOLCats)

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Iconic

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

I took this photo at the British Museum, I think. Near as I can tell, it’s meant to warn users of the public toilet about the horizontal cutting laser three feet off the ground.
[EDIT: Eva wins with the comment "Jedi Alert!" I'm not sure what she wins, exactly, but making me LOL [...]

Why I Didn’t Post More Often While On Vacation In The UK

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

The internets, they were out of order.

Complimentary

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

“You’re doing fantastically well. I wouldn’t expect you to have done any better even if you knew Perl and knew the editor.”
-The programmer I’ve been pairing with for the last two days. (The editor in question is vim. There seems to be about a 50/50 split between vim and emacs, with one [...]

Day Three…

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

…of learning Perl, and all I can say is that the suckitude of Perl currently appears to be on the order of the suckitude of Java.

Hello, Internets!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

Nearly 37 hours ago, I woke up in a hostel bed in Dublin. I’ve just arrived home about 20-30 minutes ago. Much too much of the intervening time was spent at the festering cesspool that is JFK International Airport; I’ll see if I get around to posting a play-by-play in the next few [...]

Cheers Part Deux

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Currently at a little Internet shop in the Temple Bar area of Dublin. I believe the word for this little area is “vibrant.” I’ve smelled all kinds of alcohol on people’s breaths, dragged my luggage across all variety of cobblestones, and eaten a French-style crepe for dinner… and I can still hear the [...]

We’re Fine!

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

Just a quick note in case anyone happened to see news from the UK yesterday: we were on a small tour bus going through the western Highlands, taking silly pictures at Castle Doune (which served as about half of the castles in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”). On the way back, I [...]